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A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom

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Early 2000’s // songs that i fucking jammed to from 2000-2005 ✰

01. I’m Just a Kid: Simple Plan 02. Aaron’s Party (come get it): Aaron Carter 03. Flavor of the Weak: American Hi-Fi 04. Ocean Avenue: Yellowcard 05. Almost Here: The Academy is… 06. Be My Escape: Reliant K 07. Everywhere: Michelle Branch 08. Just the Girl: The Click 5 09. Beautiful Soul: Jesse McCartney 10. I Don’t Want to Be: Gavin DeGraw 11. A 1000 Miles: Vanessa Carlton 12. Somewhere Only We Know: Keane 13. Sk8er Boi: Avril Lavigne 14. Ohio (Come Back to Texas): Bowling for Soup 15. The Future Freaks me Out: Motion City Soundtrack 16. Come Clean: Hilary Duff 17. Dirty Little Secret: The All American Rejects 18. A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me: Fall Out Boy 19. Chariot: Gavin DeGraw 20. The Anthem: Good Charlotte
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what happened in 1915

we don’t talk about 1915

at least they eventually realised they should start filling the bottles with coke

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